Monday, October 23, 2006

Schooling fools in NBA Previews

If we've learned anything in school, it's that people pay more attention to information in numbered lists and graphs.

1. The Blazers preview from TrueHoop was so poignant and well-written it almost made us cry as much as the essays by our brothers at Golden State of Mind did.

2. What we learned from the Seattle preview at SonicsCentral: Seattle has two new French guys, but neither has a profile picture up on (we checked).

3. Jason at asked his brother to write the Jazz preview. Well, that fool is just coconuts, you really need to see for yourself.

4. After we got done laughing over the name of the blog, we actually read the Hawks preview over at Impending Firestorm. Much love, but for real, call us when the firestorm is within 100 miles. (Just kidding, much love, much love.)

5. Though mentioning Adam Morrison's "emotion and fire," the Charlotte preview over at Bobcats Bonfire failed to mention the rookie's good looks.

6. Finally, Crazy from the Heat wonders if "Father Time" will swing by Miami to take a few folks out to greener pastures (i.e. the golf course). We took a quick look at the DOB's on the roster but couldn't get a good idea of the problem. So we contacted Jason at and got him to present the information to us in graph form. Thanks J!

Reading this graph:

The average age on the Heat roster is three years older than the league average; is one day away from launching, for real this time; waiting for the release of "Who Shot Mamba?" has become old.


Anonymous Lucas said...

That graph is awesome; so true. Ironic how Cav blasted for continually setting the release date back yet he keeps doing the same thing with WSM?

Oh, and thanks for getting my back over at Jonesonthenba. He knows very little about a lot.

10/23/2006 11:21 AM  
Anonymous Chase said...

Haha, thanks for the love. Someone's gotta give people a reason to smile when they're a Hawks fan right? ;)

10/23/2006 2:55 PM  
Blogger The Cavalier said...

I'll be the first to admit the wait is shameful and embarrassing. Eail me for a screenshot.

I'm not saying anything else about it until the first teaser.

10/23/2006 6:43 PM  
Anonymous Jack said...

So when are you going to illustrate Raja fighting Ron Artest?

10/23/2006 10:36 PM  

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